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09/25 Stress Management.. 09/24 Tight Skirt, Bus Stop 09/23 Martha Stewart vs. Me 09/22 The Secret Affair 09/21 The Working Man Blues 09/20 Military Computer 09/19 Dumb Old Man.. 09/18 Chinese Torture 09/17 Pierre the Fighter Pilot 09/16 The Coffee Maker 09/15 30 Signs Your HMO is CHEAP 09/14 Teeth Pulling 09/13 Ethical Dilemma 09/12 Ironic News 09/11 Learning to Swear 09/10 Gambling Nude 09/09 Criminally Stupid 09/08 Teacher Arrested! 09/07 Amazing Swedish Revenge 09/06 Physics Question 09/05 Presidental Sex Quiz 09/04 Big Belly 09/03 Look for the Union Label 09/02 Expensive Brothel 09/01 Cuckoo Clock 08/31 The Blonde House Painter 08/30 The Mailman Retires.. 08/29 Maria and her 39 Children 08/28 To Exercise or Not to Exercise 08/27 Mom's Failing Grade 08/26 Strange Answers on Driving Tests 08/25 My Homeland 08/24 Working at a Law Firm 08/23 The Haircut 08/22 The Wizard Of OZ 08/21 Side Order of Blondes 08/20 Performance in Bed 08/19 Childhood Quiz 08/18 At the Chalkboard 08/17 $1,000 Dollar Tattoo 08/16 Bra Sizes Explained.. 08/15 Power Play 08/14 High School Sweethearts 08/13 Hooters Girl 08/12 Real Politics 08/11 True Friends Oath 08/10 The Retrosexual Man 08/09 How Old Do You Think This Man Is? 08/08 My Philosophy on Housecleaning 08/07 I'm Ruined 08/06 Clearly Defined Words 08/05 Many uses of Vaseline 08/04 Rules for Teachers in 1915 in the US 08/03 Late Night Caller.. 08/02 The Rodeo Position 08/01 Brave Captain 07/31 Slip of the Tongue 07/30 What Do Women Really Want? 07/29 Classical Music Expert 07/28 The World According to Comedians 07/27 Tech Support 07/26 About Last Night 07/25 Buy the Ballerina a Drink 07/24 The Perfect Evening 07/23 Calling in Sick 07/22 The Loan 07/21 Family Drinking Tradition.. 07/20 The 10 Commandments of Marriage 07/19 20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Sanity 07/18 A Good Reason Not to Flirt 07/17 Pretend Pregnant 07/16 Pregnancy Q & A 07/15 Simple Theory.. 07/14 Funny Logics 07/12 Top 10 Reasons Why Beer is Better than Religion 07/12 Strange Legal Defenses 07/11 Chocolate Mathematics 07/10 Name Games 07/09 School Excuses From Parents 07/08 Guide to Real Estate Terms 07/07 Quotes About Cats.. 07/06 Strategic Responses to "Do I Look Fat?" 07/05 Student Bloopers 07/04 Strange Things to Ponder 07/03 A Kiss to Remember 07/02 The Blonde Medical Dictionary 07/01 The Gyno.. 06/30 Vibrator.. 06/29 Citibank and Death 06/28 The Elderly Italian Man & The Priest 06/27 Smart Salesman 06/26 The Cocktail Party 06/25 Rubber on the End 06/24 Two Wal-Mart Greeters 06/23 Quick Thinking Bartender 06/22 Astrological After-sex Comments 06/21 New Tech Support Fee Schedule 06/20 Buzzwords for Managers 06/19 Real Women vs Ladies 06/18 AlcoHoroscopes 06/17 Are You Gay? 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04/05 Unstoppable Virus 04/04 Senior Moment.. 04/03 Bra Sizes Explained 04/02 Palm Sunday 04/01 Office Dares 03/31 13 Reasons a Handgun is Better Than a Woman 03/30 Why God Created Eve 03/29 That's Harassment 03/28 Y'allbonics 03/27 What The Car You Drive Says About You 03/26 A New Hospital Wing 03/25 Sharemarket Tip 03/24 Passwords 03/23 How to Get Even With Someone 03/22 Alabama Jumper 03/21 The Rider 03/20 The Top 10 Old Folks Party Games 03/20 Hanging the Kids on the Clothsline... 03/19 You Have Mail 03/18 The Natural Laws of Golf 03/17 Taking your kids to the bank 03/16 Nuts.. 03/15 Women and Golf.... 03/14 Don't Say a Word 03/13 Champ the Frog 03/12 What Ever Happened to Your Favorite Disney Character? 03/11 Country Wisdom 03/10 Family Finances 03/09 Blonde vs Truck Driver 03/08 World's Worst Jobs 03/07 Forgetful Old Couple 03/06 Mean but Gold.. 03/05 Corruption 03/04 Indecent Offer 03/03 Are You Normal? 03/02 Hi-Tech Guy 03/01 College Girl Checkup 02/29 The Temptation 02/28 The Fastest Thing 02/27 An Ode to Mammograms 02/26 Your Grandma 02/25 Basic Guide for Scientists 02/24 Elementary Teacher Quiz 02/23 Shopping Prediction 02/22 The Difference Between Men & Women in the Business World 02/21 Blonde Vase 02/20 The Best Resignation Letter Ever 02/19 When to Get a Divorce 02/18 New Drink From Pfizer 02/17 Coming Clean 02/16 Evil Love Poems 02/15 Axioms for Today 02/15 Coming Clean 02/14 Strange Deep Thoughts 02/13 Rectum Deodorant 02/12 The Love Dress 02/11 How Did We Ever Survive Our Childhood? 02/10 Changing a Lightbulb 02/09 Why Men Get Out of Bed 02/08 ButFirst Syndrome 02/07 Driving Rules Gone Bad 02/06 High School Teen Proves Junk Science a Joke 02/05 I'm a Bitch, Are You? 02/04 Leaving Work Early 02/03 Globalization 02/02 Did you get this Email? 02/01 Made in America? 01/31 Catholic Squirrels 01/30 Genies 01/29 A Blonde's story 01/28 Muffin 01/27 Tickle Me Elmo Factory 01/26 The Doctor Visit 01/25 You Know You've Reached Middle Age If... 01/24 Is it Real Gold? 01/23 Wacky Road Signs 01/22 The Blonde and the Peach Farmer 01/21 Famous Last Words 01/20 Up or Down.. 01/19 Changing Careers 01/18 What is Marriage? 01/17 A Horrible Death 01/16 Feng Shui Quiz 01/15 The Dangers of Eating Bread 01/14 Things to Ponder 01/14 Things to Ponder 01/14 Doable Resolutions 01/13 If Bill Gates was a Redneck 01/12 Can You Hear Me Now? 01/11 Arresting your Mom 01/10 Murphy's Law on Sex 01/09 Top Ten Things We Learned From The Mars Rover 01/08 Life Under the Sea 01/07 Drug Trial 01/06 Forgive Your Enemies 01/05 5 Kinds of Sex 01/04 Fart Football 01/03 Damn Women Drivers 01/02 Feline Philosophy 01/01 Most Memorable Quotes of 2003 12/31 They're Teenagers Now 12/30 The Year in Catch-Phrases 12/29 Diary of an AOL User 12/28 Dating a Peanut Hero 12/27 Celibacy - It's Origins 12/26 Blonde Moments 12/25 Fishing vs. Reading 12/24 The Knowledge Pill 12/23 Marriage Proposal Checklist 12/22 How Do I Love Thee? 12/21 Math is Hard 12/20 Sexual Tension Quiz 12/19 Taking English for Granted 12/18 Bitter Quarrel 12/17 Two Smart Blondes Find a Dumb One 12/16 Christmas Memo 12/15 A 'Life' Story - Something to Think About! 12/14 Corporate Exercise Program 12/13 Female-Male Prayer 12/12 Today's Lesson 12/11 Christmas Tree 12/10 Are You Normal? 12/09 Butt Graft 12/08 Cardinal Nicklaus 12/07 The Stork Family 12/06 Teachers' Pay 12/05 How to Tell You Need a New Secretary 12/04 ARE YOU THE WEAKEST LINK? 12/03 The Christmas Angel story.. 12/02 A Day in the Sun 12/01 Continuing Education for Men 11/30 Message for the Boss 11/29 Interesting Questions 11/28 Unlucky day 11/27 Better not pull her over 11/26 Parking Ticket... 11/25 If Dear Abby Was a Man 11/24 Damage Deposit 11/23 About His Loss 11/22 Who's the Best? 11/21 Keeping Yourself Busy In Prison 11/20 The Top 16 Signs Your Kids Have Been Watching Too Much Jerry Springer 11/19 38 Kinder, Gentler Ways to Say Someone is Stupid 11/18 You Know You Grew Up in the 80's When 11/17 Signs That You Might Be Trailer Trash 11/16 Who's the Best? 11/15 First Time at Football 11/14 The Truth About Investment 11/13 The Blonde Education Department 11/12 The Dr. Seuss Purity Test 11/11 Why Dogs are Better Pets Than Cats 11/10 Notice! 11/09 A Bachelor's Kitchen Guide 11/08 The Ultimate M&M Challenge 11/07 The Five Secrets of a Perfect Relationship 11/06 Room for More 11/05 He's So Mean That... 11/04 She's Having an Affair 11/03 The Boy and His Glove 11/02 New Drugs For Women 11/01 Braggart 10/31 Flavor Test 10/30 What Is It? 10/29 Dirty Quiz 10/28 How Smart Are You? 10/27 Kindness of a Lawyer 10/26 Hospital Doctors 10/25 The Drunk and The Talking Clock 10/24 Meet Me For Lunch 10/23 The Rules by Men 10/22 Little Tommy and Math 10/21 Dining Out 10/20 Single Woman's Prayer 10/19 The Singing Parrot 10/18 The Meaning of the Word "Service" 10/17 Telephone Solicitation Gone Bad 10/16 Strange Words and Their Origins 10/15 The Beers 10/14 MeYEOW! 10/13 ATTICS 10/12 Honest Lawyer 10/11 Professional Witness 10/10 Your Dog's Barking 10/09 What These Computer Acronyms Really Mean 10/08 Traffic Summons 10/07 Midlife for Women 10/06 Tough Teacher 10/05 Technical Support Request Form 10/04 Unique Laws 10/03 Abstinence 10/02 Performance in Bed 10/01 Irritations of Life 09/30 Do You Know Your Spouse? 09/29 Because I Am A Man 09/28 Childhood Quiz 09/27 Basic Math 09/26 At the Chalkboard 09/25 Rules Kids Won't Learn at School 09/24 Philosophy 101 09/23 The Real Fart Chart 09/22 The Rules of Chocolate 09/21 Keeping Pace 09/20 Family Shame 09/19 Airline Royalty 09/18 Birds and the Bees 09/17 Unbelievable Applicants 09/16 No Respect 09/15 The Knob 09/14 Jumbo Freshman 09/13 The Winking Applicant 09/12 All you can Drink 09/11 Interesting Research... 09/10 Taking Jabs at Men 09/09 Bragging Rights!! 09/08 Colliding Galaxies 09/07 "No Tom" 09/06 Good Trade 09/05 Free Medical Advice 09/04 School Answering Machine 09/03 Playing With Words 09/02 Blonde in Court 09/01 Money Isn't Everything 08/31 The 'Beer Me' Diet 08/30 Priceless Picture... 08/29 Computer Breasts.. 08/28 Keeping the Wackiness Alive at Work 08/27 Texan Divorce 08/26 Amazing Essay 08/25 Haircuts for Men and Women 08/24 Boat Troubles... 08/23 41 Rules Men Wish Women Knew 08/22 Indian Names 08/21 Nun goes Fishing.. 08/20 Pulled Over 08/19 Coming Home Late 08/18 Bragging Catholics 08/17 Sarcastic Sayings 08/16 Why We Have Lawyers 08/15 Gift Personality Test 08/14 Upgrading to Husband 1.0 08/13 Fortieth Birthday 08/12 Late For Work 08/11 I Love My Job 08/10 Blonde Break Down 08/09 Sex Laws From Around the World 08/08 Guranteed Weight Loss!! 08/07 Little Known Feline Ailments 08/06 Anniversary Gifts 08/05 Avid Golfer 08/04 Trainee at the Company 08/03 Math Trick 08/02 Cartoon Psychoanalysis 08/01 Special Tatoo 07/31 Ladies vs. Real Women 07/30 5 Kinds of Sex 07/29 Why I FIRED my secretary!! 07/28 Stress Reduction 07/27 Why Men Can't Win 07/26 Kitty Litty Cake 07/25 Deductive Reasoning 07/24 HOW TO STAY YOUNG 07/23 What Women Want? 07/22 10 Fantastic Ways to Make Love-WARNING!!! 07/21 Fascinate 07/20 High Tech Computer Sales Jargon 07/20 Kobe Caught!!! 07/19 Top Ten Signs Something Is Wrong at "The New York Times" 07/18 Constipated Horse 07/17 Sexual Mytics 07/16 2003 DARWIN AWARDS 07/15 Politically Correct 07/14 Samurai Masters 07/13 Best Golfers 07/12 Embarassed Shy Guy 07/11 Variation of Doggie Style 07/10 The Speaking Quiz 07/09 Excited About Marriage 07/08 The Redhead... 07/07 Public Restrooms 07/05 Brain Exercise 07/04 Top 10 Things Only Women Understand 07/03 Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes 07/02 Church Bloopers 07/01 Rude Words 06/30 College Rules 06/29 Top 10 Ways The Mafia Can Improve it's Image 06/28 Twelve Days of Kittens 06/27 Dear Alcohol 06/26 Things NOT to Say During Sex 06/25 The Real Cost of Having Kids 06/24 Football Joke 06/23 Daddy's Gonna Eat Your Fingers 06/22 Burnout Prevention and Recovery 06/21 Beautiful? 06/20 A Few Good Lawyers 06/19 Lawyer or Ass? 06/18 Brain Cramps 06/17 Tour Guide of San Francisco 06/16 Dance Lessons 06/15 Microsoft VS. 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04/05 Anatomy Auction 04/04 Knee Slappers 04/03 It's Great to be a Dog 04/02 Elegant Portrait 04/01 Family Reunion 03/31 Scary Irish Story 03/30 The Difference Between An Older Woman & Younger Woman 03/29 Crazy World 03/28 Golfing Hitman 03/27 Six Months to Live 03/26 Restroom Graffiti 03/25 Free Drinks 03/24 How Much 03/23 Adam and Eve 03/22 What Makes Life 100%? 03/21 How to Annoy Your Boss 03/20 Big Shot Businessman 03/19 NOTICE to people that visit our home 03/18 Dubya Intelligence Test 03/17 Directions from a Farmer 03/16 Psyched Up 03/15 The Real Reason For War 03/14 Business American Style 03/13 Damn Women Drivers 03/12 Gettin a New Girlfriend 03/11 Confession 03/10 Question #2 03/09 Getting Weighed 03/08 Smart Rednecks 03/07 Wild Thinking 03/06 Case of Pregnancy 03/05 Romantic Evening with Saddam 03/04 College Graduate 03/03 Legally Blonde 03/02 The Prize 03/01 Top 20 Signs Terrorists are Getting Younger 02/28 What you car says about you? 02/27 True Computer Story 02/26 The Signalman Test 02/25 Bill Gates Meets God 02/24 Elderly Proposal 02/23 Son Helps Out Father 02/22 Speeding Blonde 02/21 Which Raw Material do you want? 02/20 Payday Pain 02/19 30million $$$ 02/18 Shoot the Wife 02/17 Three Bullets 02/16 Lion Tamer Wanted 02/15 Has Osama been captured? 02/14 Looking for a Girlfriend 02/13 Tips from Grandpa.. 02/12 Presidential Curse 02/11 Valentine for Bin Laden 02/10 Toilet Paper 02/09 Smartest Man in the World 02/08 The Redneck Test 02/07 Strip Those Stripes 02/06 Money in the Bank 02/05 How to Tell You're Addicted to Coffee 02/04 How to burn calories at work? 02/03 How old am I? 02/02 Men are stupid... 02/01 Picture Perfect Crime 01/31 Your Thinking.. 01/30 50 dollars is 50 dollars 01/29 Getting Out of a Ticket 01/28 Missing Husband 01/27 Priest Golfing 01/26 Glued Together 01/25 Girls in Restroom 01/24 Chalk Mark 01/23 10 Things a Man Would Never Say 01/22 Hidden Message 01/21 Hearing vs Listening 01/20 Compliments from a Lawyer 01/19 Gender Q&A - Part II 01/18 Womens Test 01/17 Day of Work 01/16 International Dating Etiquette 01/15 Truth About Politicians 01/14 Concerned Mom 01/13 Women Defy God's Orders 01/12 The Question Game 01/11 Truth About Women 01/10 Lines Men Dread to Hear 01/09 Butt Cheek 01/08 Personal Ads-Dictionary 01/07 Only in America 01/06 Golfers Honey Moon Troubles 01/05 Tip for Making a Marriage Last 01/04 Slogans for Women 01/03 Last Year's Present 01/02 2003 New's Year Resolutions 01/01 Life's Bell Curve 12/31 Radio Show 12/30 Funeral Moments 12/29 Tip for that annoying co-worker 12/28 Happy B'day Grand Ma 12/27 How Blonde (part II) 12/26 Mom Never Lies 12/25 How Blonde (part I) 12/24 Psychiatrist Evaluation 12/23 Church Requirements 12/22 Good Names for the Kids 12/21 Human Resources Job Allocations 12/20 An Exaggeration Story 12/19 How long can this go on? 12/18 Tough Luck X'mas Story 12/17 Murphy's Law 12/16 Suicide Bombers 12/15 Michigan Cows 12/14 Red Ears 12/13 Charitable Lawyer 12/12 Winning Bets 12/11 Selling Bible -tips 12/10 What have you got there? 12/09 Caught in the Act 12/08 Blonde Lumberjack 12/07 Parrot 12/06 Queen or Princess 12/05 Tried Everything to get it OFF 12/04 You've Got Mail 12/03 Who Do You Think I Am? 12/02 Please Don't Laugh 12/01 Reality Bites 11/30 Lover's Lies 11/29 Big Discovery 11/28 Fathers with Daughters...RULES 11/27 When She Starts To Look Good.... 11/26 Death of a Loved One 11/25 Giving Up Life 11/24 Educated Blonde 11/23 Bill Gates goes to Hell 11/22 Three Sisters 11/21 Periods vs Paychecks 11/20 Sweetheart this is for you... 11/19 Top 10 Strangest Ever Lawsuits Filed 11/18 A Dying Man's Cookies 11/17 Don't Lie to Me 11/16 Friend's Tip on Marriage 11/15 Mirror! 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